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In order to survive a car crash, you need to look like this

 
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Twelfth Monkey
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:10 am    Post subject: In order to survive a car crash, you need to look like this  Reply with quote

...but would you want to survive it if you did?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know a few people that look like that.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's like looking in a mirror. Getting shirts to fit is a nightmare.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happens if you are unable to grow a goatee?
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Twelfth Monkey
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You die.
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Humphrey The Pug
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm ok, as I can grow a goatee, just wondering about those that can't.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

95% of the female population!
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He appears to be Australian.... do they have worse driving standards and more sever eaccidents than us?
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Twelfth Monkey
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A sever accident does indeed sound worse!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hopefully it'll only be some neck fat that gets severed...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

simonp wrote:
Hopefully it'll only be some neck fat that gets severed...


I actually have a customer with a neck and head set up a bit like that.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twelfth Monkey wrote:
A sever accident does indeed sound worse!


simonp wrote:
Hopefully it'll only be some neck fat that gets severed...


Come on guys, cut it out.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was a sever e-accident !

Damn those typos !
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I assumed "eaccidents" was you doing an Australian eaccent  


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