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Twelfth Monkey Supercharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:29 pm Post subject: Resisting Federer, Henry & Woods. |
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I really don't care for Gillette's crude adverts, urging us to ditch our old Mach 3 razors in favour of the five-bladed fusion. Reminds me of the preacher in The Life of Brian talking about a nine-bladed sword ('wielded on sinners, sinners like you, sir!'), and don't really know what possessed me to change.
Mistake to have resisted. I have sensitive skin (aw, diddums) around the Adam's apple, and this area tends to be sore post-shave no matter what preparations I've used. I've been using the fusion for a week now and have a completely non-sore face.
Result. _________________ "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness.'
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Big TC Supercharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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I haven't shaved for months....! _________________
It's a '57 Pontiac Star Chief, dontchaknow. |
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Humphrey The Pug Supercharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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I've started to use the new King Of Shave razor, it's the best wet shave razor I've found, including all of the Gillette stuff, I suffer from sensitive skin too.
Those Gillette adverts with the computer generated, Woods, Federer and Henry are truly shyte. _________________ Mummy, Daddy, Sissy, Sassy Baby. |
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BeN The Motor, Singapore branch.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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I use the same razor, not because of the ad, but because I found the novelty of a battery-operated electric razor (not shaver) interesting.
Of course, the battery has run out now, so it's the same as any old razor. _________________ On the other side of the world - Hurlecot de Millou
Not the same since 2008
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Blarno Motorhead
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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I've had a Fusion jobby for a couple of years now and it's the best wet shave for me, but I get a terrible rash a day or so later on the neck, so I've all but given up wet shaving. Got a Phillishave thingy off the Missus and it just seems to miss patches of hair.
Consequently, I just trim my stubble down with a trimmer now, no rash. _________________ Arms held out, in the Jesus Christ Pose. |
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Mark Petrolhead
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Humphrey The Pug wrote: | | Those Gillette adverts with the computer generated, Woods, Federer and Henry are truly shyte. |
Indeed.
It's probably computer generated because it's impossible to get the boring fuckers to do anything interesting in real life in front of a camera.
That along with health/safety/insurance issues...
I have a fusion in the bathroom cupboard but haven't tried it yet - I don't have a problem with the Mach 3, to be fair. Apart from the cost of the bloody blades! (Amazon is the way to go with that issue) |
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Scouse Petrolhead
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:58 pm Post subject: Re: Resisting Federer, Henry & Woods. |
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| Twelfth Monkey wrote: | I really don't care for Gillette's crude adverts, urging us to ditch our old Mach 3 razors in favour of the five-bladed fusion. Reminds me of the preacher in The Life of Brian talking about a nine-bladed sword ('wielded on sinners, sinners like you, sir!'), and don't really know what possessed me to change.
Mistake to have resisted. I have sensitive skin (aw, diddums) around the Adam's apple, and this area tends to be sore post-shave no matter what preparations I've used. I've been using the fusion for a week now and have a completely non-sore face.
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I tend to have the same problem, but mine is caused by the direction of the growth - my beard grows down above the Adams apple and up beneath it. I just have to shave in two directions to avoid the rash. _________________ Scouse
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DradusContact Turbocharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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I hate to admit it and be a slave to the gillette corp but the fusion is good.
theres a spoof advert on Grand Theft Auto IV for a 15 bladed razor. _________________
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scamper Supercharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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| For those who suffer from rash - won't shaving oil help? |
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simonp Petrolhead
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I've tried all the razors and found none comfortable so I just use my hair clippers now and go stubbly. I also have a stupidly expensive Braun electric jobby that is rubbish and never shaves my neck properly. |
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DradusContact Turbocharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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Ive used a few electric ones and theyre good for a quick shave but they cant get half as close as a manual one _________________
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Blarno Motorhead
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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| scamper wrote: | | For those who suffer from rash - won't shaving oil help? |
Tried it, doesn't help. It's good for softening up the stubble before a trim, though. _________________ Arms held out, in the Jesus Christ Pose. |
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Guitar Zero Turbocharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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My lower neck bleeds every time I shave it - probably something to do with the fact that I use twin blade disposable bics and I can make a 2 quid pack of ten last me 12 months.
But I'm a double hard northern monkey, so I don't care - blood spilt, pennies saved - all gravy  _________________ Previous convictions :
2006 Focus ST 2.5
2001 BMW 520i
2002 Focus 2.0 zetec
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garry Motoring On
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Guitar Zero wrote: | My lower neck bleeds every time I shave it - probably something to do with the fact that I use twin blade disposable bics and I can make a 2 quid pack of ten last me 12 months.
But I'm a double hard northern monkey, so I don't care - blood spilt, pennies saved - all gravy  |
My wife buys gillette blades for me because every time I go to the supermarket i can't resist the cheapo own brand. She seems to object to that "I shaved in the dark whilst pissed" look. She had similar objections when I asked her to cut my hair rather than go to the barbers, but she relented when she found option no.2 was cutting it myself. |
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Guitar Zero Turbocharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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To be fair to the cheapy disposables, I personally think they perform very well compared with the top dick Mach 3 widgies. I'm very impressed with the twin blade bic ones - they are luxury compared with the single blade yellow ones that you could use to skin elephants with.
I suspect that the key to a good shave lies in the preparation of the skin via proper shaving cream and post shave moisturising.
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Blarno Motorhead
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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A good hot shower beforehand helps apparently. Opens up the pores. _________________ Arms held out, in the Jesus Christ Pose. |
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Humphrey The Pug Supercharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Blarno wrote: | | A good hot shower beforehand helps apparently. Opens up the pores. |
Yep definately, I always shave after my morning shower, just remember to leave the window open so the steam escapes otherwise you can't see shit in the mirror. _________________ Mummy, Daddy, Sissy, Sassy Baby. |
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Frank Bullitt Turbocharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Humphrey The Pug wrote: | | I've started to use the new King Of Shave razor, it's the best wet shave razor I've found, including all of the Gillette stuff, I suffer from sensitive skin too. |
Me too - I use the pre-shave gubbins, wet-shave with the KoS 'Azor' and gel followed by the aftershaving balm. As somebody who spent many years unable to shave for more than 3 days in a row it's lovely, never irritates and makes my face smooth enough. All done after a warm shower or after my session in the gym.
Like others, my facial hair grows in various directions including back in (my wife just picks them out with a needle ). _________________ Shame your mind don't shine like your possessions |
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Gooner Turbocharged
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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I used to have a Fusion but recently changed to the Quattro, which is significantly cheaper and only one less blade. It's so much smoother than the Fusion but does have a tendency to leave those annoyingly tiny cuts that are so small you don't notice them...until you get to work and find your collar spattered with blood!
I use King of Shaves gel and this seems to solve the problem a bit and I still prefer the Quattro to the Fusion. _________________
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Blarno Motorhead
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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The beauty of the Fusion and other battery vibro razors is that they clear themselves very effectively, without having to resort to twatting the damn thing on the sink bowl.
I also have one of those Quattro titanium precision things with the built in trimmer.
Don't bother, the trimmer is less effective than chewing the hairs down to size with your teeth. _________________ Arms held out, in the Jesus Christ Pose. |
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simonp Petrolhead
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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| I once bought a WS Quatro Titanium but it was awful. Razor burn galore. |
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Scouse Petrolhead
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Blarno wrote: | | A good hot shower beforehand helps apparently. Opens up the pores. |
I shave whilst in the shower. The one good thing about spending lots of moolah on the superdooper-steamcabinet-shower-massager when we built the barn is the heated mirror which doesn't steam up. _________________ Scouse
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Mrs Skyhook Aunty Skyhook
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:07 am Post subject: |
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| Humphrey The Pug wrote: | | just remember to leave the window open so the steam escapes otherwise you can't see shit in the mirror. |
Most people use the toilet Humphrey.
Sorry, couldn't resist  _________________ Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades. Et braccae tuae aperiuntur. |
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PG Turbocharged
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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I have recently converted back to the dark side (after years of buying ever more costly razor blades as things changed - single - multi - swivel - 3d - battery.... and now use a Philishave rotary with a built in Nivea moisturiser dispenser. It can be used in the shower too as it's waterproof. Frankly, it was a revelation after previously having tried rubbish foil electric razors that just rip the hair out.
http://www.consumer.philips.com/c...on-tube-trimmer-hs8440_23/prd/gb/ |
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'G' Petrolhead
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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As chaps it is out duty to presents ourselves in a dignified and socially acceptable way. Thus encouraging the exploration of a better way to allow us to present ourselves must always be considered.
However, it matters not-a-jaut if our razor has 3, 6, 10 blades, if we approach our morning ablutions as a nauseating chore. It will show throughout your day and may cost you, your dignity and even your social status, something that decorum demands.
The easy solution is not always the best. _________________ "The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him." |
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SpecB Turbocharged
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| PG wrote: | I have recently converted back to the dark side (after years of buying ever more costly razor blades as things changed - single - multi - swivel - 3d - battery.... and now use a Philishave rotary with a built in Nivea moisturiser dispenser. It can be used in the shower too as it's waterproof. Frankly, it was a revelation after previously having tried rubbish foil electric razors that just rip the hair out.
http://www.consumer.philips.com/c...on-tube-trimmer-hs8440_23/prd/gb/ |
The next model up is half price at £97 in Argos so I have reserved one based on that recommendation. _________________
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TimR Supercharged
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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I use a Mach 3 and it seems fine.
I did have a hyper expensive Braun electric thing that had some fancy liquid in it but I could never get the liquid tank thing out to put a new one in.
Anyway when I went through a beardy phase last year Mrs Tim decided to throw the electric razors out so it's either clippers to stubble length or that plus a wet shave (done twice in opposite directions). |
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SpecB Turbocharged
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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I've just tried the Phillips thing after not having shaved for a day or two and it is the best electric shave I've ever had. My skin is less irritated than using a wet razor. Thanks for the recommendation PG.
I too have a Braun thing that takes cartridges but it irritates the skin as the lotion is alcohol based and I must have dropped it and broke the foil at some point without noticing. I did yelp a bit the next time I came to use it and it has since been consigned to the back of the bathroom cupboard. _________________
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PG Turbocharged
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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| SpecB wrote: | I've just tried the Phillips thing after not having shaved for a day or two and it is the best electric shave I've ever had. My skin is less irritated than using a wet razor. Thanks for the recommendation PG. |
My pleasure. I've found it's hard to find the Nivea moisturiser so ordering it off the Philips web site seems the best solution. |
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