The Motor Forum

woof woof · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:24 pm Post subject:

Not if you tuck the newspaper under her bra strap.
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woof woof's defence lawyer claimed that "Booze played no part in his typo's."

Confucius says "all reckless speeding is caused by accidents."

Dr. Hfuhruhurr · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:30 pm Post subject:

What if she's not wearing one?

Jasper · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:37 pm Post subject:

If she's anything like one of my Ex's. You can hold them in the crack of her asre.

The risk being you may lose them.

As for sending her a message. What were you thinking? Tell her to take a long walk.
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:39 pm Post subject:

I don't think I'd want to eat chips that had been in the crack of someone's arse, no matter how attractive she (or her arse) was.

gonnabuildabuggy · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:19 pm Post subject:

Dr. Hfuhruhurr · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:24 pm Post subject:

Bob Sacramento

DradusContact · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject:

Have deleted the email, and my reply, if she replies she replies if she doesnt then f*ck her.
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Scouse · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:29 pm Post subject:

Surely you need her to reply to have a chance of that?
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DradusContact · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:32 pm Post subject:

I did reply (foolishly) this morning.
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woof woof · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:41 pm Post subject:

You could always mark her as junk mail but I think that the decent thing to do if she writes again would be to write back in a polite way but not soliciting a reply. If she carries on writing an equally polite reply wishing her well but requesting that she not write again might be best.
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woof woof's defence lawyer claimed that "Booze played no part in his typo's."

Confucius says "all reckless speeding is caused by accidents."

Big Blue · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:04 pm Post subject:

woof woof · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:15 pm Post subject:

Does you gf do contract jobs BB?
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woof woof's defence lawyer claimed that "Booze played no part in his typo's."

Confucius says "all reckless speeding is caused by accidents."

Dr. Hfuhruhurr · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:29 pm Post subject:

Boxer6 · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:40 pm Post subject:

Matt · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:52 pm Post subject:

Be a batchelor. I'm not that eligible, but it suits me!
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Small car, big heart.

Mrs Skyhook · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:59 pm Post subject:

From most wives' point of view, I'd say put her on ignore and never contact her again. Seriously. That is a path you really don't want to go down, too many stones to trip the unwary...

I am not most wives, and I know that Mr S is in contact with some of his exes (we had 3 or so at our wedding!). The difference there though is that none of them were much more than 'friends with benefits', and the one that was more than that came along with her current (for quite a few years) fella, so no worries there.

I'm not sure, DC, why your ex being 'so beautiful' is an issue. It's not about what you look like, it's about who you are. My grandmother used to say 'andsome is as 'andsome does; it took me a few years but I now understand exactly what she meant. Good thing beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or I for one would still be on the shelf.

Bottom line is, stay away from the fire. It doesn't matter why she's got in contact with you - what matters is what you do about it. And as you asked for our advice here's mine: Leave alone. Well alone. She's in the past, she's history. Take the dog for a walk, go out for a spin in at least one of the cars and give your wife a good seeing to, and count your blessings. You don't need your ex.
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Stuntman · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:10 am Post subject:

Hmm, interesting thread.

Does this woman live anywhere near you? Might there be a chance that you bump into each other when shopping, say?

I don't think there would be any harm in a quasi-chance social encounter in the normal course of things. But I would agree with the counsel of most others here that you should be very careful indeed about arranging anything else that would solely involve you and her.
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DradusContact · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:04 am Post subject:

Im not going to involve anything with just me and her! How daft do you lot think i am?

I actually think she may of had her email account hacked, the message didnt seem 100% to me, she didnt put my name at the top, and she didnt put hers at the end, and there was a link to some hotmail thing about seeing whos blocked me.

Hopefully this will be the end of it.
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woof woof · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:18 am Post subject:

I've had that "who's blocked me thing." It just attaches itself to everything so it's probably a genuine email, just with crap attached.

The no names thing seems to be a woman thing. I know a few who send emails like that.
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woof woof's defence lawyer claimed that "Booze played no part in his typo's."

Confucius says "all reckless speeding is caused by accidents."

Roadrunner · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:47 am Post subject:

scamper · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:30 pm Post subject:

Apex clipper