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Jasper

1. Robbie Williams. You'll always be my number one, Robbie!

2. Russell Grant.

3. Russell Brand.

4. Deborah Meaden.

5. Chris Tarrant.

I hate you all, please go away. You're not welcome in my life.

Dr. Hfuhruhurr · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:01 pm Post subject:

Good list. Robbie Williams and Russell Brand would also be in my top five. As would Cristiano Ronaldo, Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell.

Blarno · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:06 pm Post subject:

1: Chris Martin from Coldplay. Insipid, self righteous, whiny shitbag.
2: Liam Gallagher. All-mouth-no-trousers, gobby Manc prick.
3: Jeremy Kyle. Self explanatory.
4: Michael McIntyre. Not funny. Not funny at all.
5: Any X-Factor/BGT contestant who trots out the usual bullshit about 'wanting this so much'.
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"him" · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:09 pm Post subject:

Jamie Oliver
Russell Brand
Piers Morgan
Elton John
Tom Cruise
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simonp · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:38 pm Post subject:

Ecclestone

Jack Tweed

The singer from Lazoright who thinks he's some sort of musical Jesus

Jeremy Kyle again. Do you want the face or the bollocks, Iain?

Stephen Ireland for his crimes against automobiles

BeN · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:38 pm Post subject:

Cristiano Ronaldo

End of.
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Blarno · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:42 pm Post subject:

TimR · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:20 pm Post subject:

Russell Brand.

Jordan.

Chris Martin (the singer, not 'our' one

).

David Milliband/George Osborne (don't like the look of either of them).

Jonathan Woss.

DradusContact · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:32 pm Post subject:

Dr. Hfuhruhurr · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:39 pm Post subject:

Actually one could fill a top five with football persons alone:

C Ronaldo - no need to elaborate

El Hadji Diouf - at least he'd be spitting blood instead of saliva for a change

Stephen Gerard - you could claim you thought he was about to hit you

Ashley Cole - 'nuff said

Alex Ferguson

DradusContact · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:47 pm Post subject:

Dr. Hfuhruhurr · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:49 pm Post subject:

TimR · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:03 pm Post subject:

How could I have forgotten Ashley Cole?

Or his skinny twig racist wife?

BeN · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:07 pm Post subject:

Dr. Hfuhruhurr · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject:

Rio is dumb enough already. Agree on Mr Barton though.

Matt · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:49 pm Post subject:

Members of the cabinet

Members of 'climate change' lobbies

The guy from the Seat advert. Shove your 'wah-wah, wah-wah' up your arse you sad, annoying fuck.

Piers Morgan. Pity he's already recorded the Cilla special, as it could have been prevented with a good haymaker.

Eminem. Just so he gets angry again and makes albums like his first two and not his last three.
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gonnabuildabuggy · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:48 pm Post subject:

G Brown - have you noticed he stutters a little when he lies.
Joey Barton - how many chances...
Deborah Meaden - self made, if you include inheriting your Dad's business.
Ecclestone
lots more
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DradusContact · Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:33 am Post subject:

Paris Hilton. Are we allowed to hit girls?
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"him" · Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:43 am Post subject:

I put Elton John in my list, so I would say so...
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