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Big TC
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

her busom for inspection
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

like a sacrificial lamb.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This pleased the Speaker
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

in ways he never
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

anticipated, gimmi a wank
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and I'll be your
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

banker for ever more.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is The End
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My only friend, the
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Duchess of York declared
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that Prince Philip was
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

slipping her one regularly
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

. "It's a Royal Knock-Up!"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i,ll play the joker
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

shouted Big Betty II,
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chaz, Andy and Teddie
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

baring all on national
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

television. It's the class
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

structure ably demonstrated, naturally,
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

by sociologists from Bangor
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

, hard on the table
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mountain, which is outside
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tescos, on the high
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

-er plane of existential consciousness
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

. I am having a
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bacon sandwich tomorrow morning
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

said the Chief Rabbi
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sarah Beeney, Rotherhithe  bad ?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Her stage name, apparantly,
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice pair of knockers
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

which doesn't make sense.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nothing makes sense here
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

which was my thought
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

in a dodgy Helsinki
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

strip joint for grannies.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A dozen cream cakes
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

made Prezza a fat
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cream cake-eating fuckwit
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

loved by the ladies.
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Astoudingly, his desk survived
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a direct hit by
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a BMW 135i coupe
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. Alas the pies were
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past their sell-by dates
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and damaged the 135i
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beyond economic repair. "Hurrah,"
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

great, another BMW gone
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" gibbered Ferdinand Piech as
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he twiddled his moustache
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with his toes as
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