The Motor Forum talking cars since 2006    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Join! (free) >   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Lounge redecoration...          The Motor Forum Forum Index -> The Lounge View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message 'G' Petrolhead My Car: Suzuki Ignis VVT GTI V8 Diesel Supercharge Turbo Vanden Plas Ghia Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Posts: 2498 Location: 1932 Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:24 pm    Post subject: Lounge redecoration... Where's the bar, the waitresses with big boobs and white, white smiles, the flock wallpaper, the 'restrooms' with various fragrances, the big comfy leather chairs with the roaring fire all year round, the paintings of junoesque Ladies lounging on a chaise lounge with all their bits showing unashamably for all to be entertained, in a carnal sense? A doorman in a smart uniform wouldn't go amiss and a large stately door for a Chaps car to stop asides, then alight onto a grand staircase.........a virtual lounge, no less, with restaurant and exquisite wine cellar, did I mention waitresses with boobs?....yes I did. But boobs are important, they don't have to be large just pleasantly shaped, and no complaining when a Chap draws attention to them, as is his wont in this situation. As Chalky says, "If you want to show them, expect the consequences, Wench!" ....well, a bar would be nice anyway....... _________________ "The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him." Back to top TimR Supercharged My Car: Fiat Coupe Turbo, BMW E39 M5 Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5096 Location: On the hard shoulder Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:57 am    Post subject: Re: Lounge redecoration... 'G' wrote: Where's the bar, the waitresses with big boobs and white,white smiles....... All present and correct here inside my head Back to top Matt Nuclear My Car: Astra Coupe 1.8 SE2 Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 12018 Location: Plymouth, UK Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:02 pm    Post subject: We've got a couple of chauffeur cars sorted... _________________ Small car, big heart. Back to top Big TC Supercharged My Car: Seat Toledo 20V SE, Citroen C1 Diesel Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 5760 Location: Stuck in my ways Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:42 pm    Post subject: As for staff, I think the following two would 'do' just fine for starters: George the ever-faithful Butler, who could never divulge a secret, and who's only ambition is to make our stay as comfortable as possible: And Giselle the ever-available Hostess, who was rescued from an Easter-European gutter and who's only desire is to make us all as, err,  comfortable as possible: _________________ It's a '57 Pontiac Star Chief, dontchaknow. Back to top 'G' Petrolhead My Car: Suzuki Ignis VVT GTI V8 Diesel Supercharge Turbo Vanden Plas Ghia Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Posts: 2498 Location: 1932 Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:22 pm    Post subject: How admirable! The response of the refurbishments is excellent, drinks all round I think......where's he bar? Oh Bugger!! _________________ "The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him." Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         The Motor Forum Forum Index -> The Lounge All times are GMT + 1 Hour Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum The Motor----------------Welcome to the MotorGeneralOn the RoadNew Cars and ConceptsYour CarsTest DrivenClassic CarsForum DiaryClassic Cars: Potted History Guides Motor World----------------In the MagsClassified InformationRacing PostsShow TimeBikesTrack DaysWay Back When Pit Stop----------------GamesPhotographyThe LoungeMummy and Daddy CornerAuto-JournalsTop Five or PollThe Best of the Motor  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Card File  Gallery  Forum Archive Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group