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DarthBalls · Last edited by DarthBalls on Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:29 pm; edited 1 time in total

This surveillance state we live is out of control - I've been censored by the other place. I didn't think they actually had any form of moderation!

Anyway, I was quite pleased with my response to a thread about the BMW X6 using lyrics adapted from L7's ShitList as part of my ongoing themed responses:

When I get mad
And I get pissed
I grab my pen
And I write out a list
Of all the cars
That won't be missed
The X6 made my shitlist

Here's the full song:

When I get mad
And I get pissed
I grab my pen
And I write out a list
Of all the people
That won't be missed
You've made my shitlist

For all the ones
Who bum me out
Shitlist
For all the ones
Who fill my head with doubt
Shitlist
For all the squares who get me pissed
Shitlist
You've made my shitlist

Shitlist
Shitlist

When I get mad
And I get pissed
Shitlist
I grab my pen
And write out a list
Shitlist
Of all you assholes
Who won't be missed
Shitlist
You've made my shitlist

Shitlist
Shitlist

How I always saw
that white light around us,
around you,
when we were together,
we were the only
two people on earth,
everyone else
was just extras in our movie
(you get top billing baby)...
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scamper · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject:

I think criticising a BMW was a step too far for Autocar! FACT.

Boxer6 · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject:

That's it!

You're fucking BANNED!!!

For swearing.

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DarthBalls · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject:

DarthBalls

Guest

DarthBalls

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DradusContact · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:56 pm Post subject:

Been a few weeks since i last ventured over there. Ill have a little look see now......
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SpecB · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject:

Which thread?
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Mark

DradusContact · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:59 pm Post subject:

Doesnt look like much has changed, though there are a few names over there i dont recognise. I miss Ben from myautocar......
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SpecB · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:21 pm Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:24 pm Post subject:

SpecB · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:26 pm Post subject:

DarthBalls · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:29 pm Post subject:

A slight apology - I posted it on 2 threads and it's still on the one Kee Law started 'Autocar Back on Form' but not the one 'What is the point of the X6' in AOB.

Damn - I'm not as controversial as I thought. Probably just down duplicated posts.

I shall fall on my dual bladed bong saber in embarrassment.
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scamper · Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:08 am Post subject:

I think JJ Coxster is several people. One minute he is rambling on about climate change, not making any sense, the other, he is writing style has completely changed and making one or two half decent comments about some new car or t'other.

DradusContact · Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:29 am Post subject:

Has autobahns speed limits finally been 'resolved'?
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Guest · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:30 am Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:56 pm Post subject:

What have you started on t'other forum Darth?

Oh my?

Guest · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:44 pm Post subject:

DarthBalls · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:27 pm Post subject:

Ah - my last posts were my parting shot - I hadn't been back since.

In fact I nearly didn't look even after your 2 posts.

Good to see the Oxster resorting to insults to deflect from the fact he is a fool.

BTW - do you know Oxster means armpit in some areas of Scotland?
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SpecB · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:38 pm Post subject:

I couldn't resist joining in again when he wanted HGVs to do 90. I tried to set him straight but he didn't really want to know. He got seriously out of his depth though and had to back down.

That was my very last post to him and I only went back to see Scummy put him/them down!
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DarthBalls · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject:

Spec B

Sorry about besmirchifying your good name by lumping you and Oxster together in the same sentence.

DB
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SpecB · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:30 pm Post subject:

That's not a problem - I knew what you were on about even if he didn't.
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Guest · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:42 pm Post subject:

According to the Coxster - I can't be reasoned with because I'm a born loser.

I'm off to slit my wrists.

This guy is hilarious.

scamper · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:15 am Post subject:

You think thats bad, apparently i've been lumped with Milibrand Al Gore and New Labour as "a looser".

Give him credit - he keeps getting off the canvas when evidently knowing feck all about his chosen subject.

DradusContact · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:23 am Post subject:

Im trying to get in now but its been so long i cant remember by log in. Oh, the tension!

Edit: Couldnt get in but still had a browse. Scummy, you fool! Your a born loser! Is Kee Law still on there? We should of dragged him over here with us, he was ok.
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SpecB · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject:

That man has really pissed me off now.

He clearly knows nothing about cars at all other than his Turbo S.

It would be a sad day when Subaru stopped producing cars.
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Mark

Guest · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:38 pm Post subject:

SpecB · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:39 pm Post subject:

It is incredible really that someone who calls themselves an entheusiast can come up with so much crap.

Blood pressure back to normal thanks!
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Guest · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:42 pm Post subject:

SpecB · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:52 pm Post subject:

He really annoyed me with the Country Bumpkin thing - I live in a town but enjoy country pursuits.

Anyway, a reply has been sent - lets see what he comes up with now.
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Guest · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:53 pm Post subject:

SpecB · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:58 pm Post subject:

Methinks he will ignore you! Your other posts have really annoyed him and I agree that it must be something to do with Autocar to allow him and JR the free rein that they have and try and modify you and DB.

They are trying desperately to be cool and "controversial" and all they are doing is pissing us normal folk off.
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Guest · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject:

SpecB · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:02 pm Post subject:

Not worth the aggro. I think I may just join in and wind him up a bit.

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Guest · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:44 am Post subject:

DarthBalls · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:18 am Post subject:

Yeah - I've decided to give the other place another shot after the Subaru hatred. Porsche are an easy target.
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Guest · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject:

Max Headroom · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:54 pm Post subject:

SpecB · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:00 pm Post subject:

Matt · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:00 pm Post subject:

Show me an undergraduate who has a 997 Turbo S and I'll show you a born liar or someone creaming off the profits from the local druggies' addictions.
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Small car, big heart.

SpecB · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:22 pm Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:27 am Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:09 pm Post subject:

Big Blue · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject:

I must admit, Is It Me, I'm with you on this one. The Autocar forums (of which I was a regular in 2003-2006) has had its day and I just don't go back there. I see little point in continually attending a place to merely return to another and rant about it. Don't bother responding: I will not return to this thread.
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D. · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:40 pm Post subject:

Is the same issue happening in here too?!

This place has been going long enough to be able to call it a success as a forum and a website in it's own right and no longer as an off-shot of the Autocar forum.

We loved it there, they spoilt it, we had (have) a right to say what we like about it. But we're here now. Don't like it? Tough.

Matt · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:41 pm Post subject:

I don't do thread deleting. We're all adults, so I don't bother.
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