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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:19 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote

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, a suburb of Sunderland.
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Andy Murray dribbled down
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the inside of Beckham
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's legs, as he tried
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to release Judge Judy
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's cover of "Hotel California"
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to the Chinese market
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just south of Swansea.
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"Cretins" yelled the Turkish
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Towers, because Fernando had
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adopted several small disabled
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and claimed on expenses
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for Rohypnol, cucumbers and
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incontinence pads.  Moussa Koussa
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"kiss me honey honey"
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Geldof was last seen
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where others had been
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to change their names
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and play adult games
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at the taxpayer's expense
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which made no sense
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as he had died
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whilst being pie eyed

(that means drunk.)
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on chartreuse and Bailey's.
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rount at Arthur Daley's
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in mid-flounce. "Wow"
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they are really quite
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amazing, aren't they?" said
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the pendulously breasted hermaphrodite
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who was roughly fingering
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two extremely large breasted
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Kentucky Fried Chicken portions
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. The Colonel loves it
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when his commanding officer
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performs 'special' services on
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the Duchess of Cambridge
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and Osama Bin Laden
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in an army issue
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Land Rover, which surprised
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Mahindra who supplied a
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the rather smelly Miranda
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Hart lookalike to the
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what I call wedding
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disaster. "Good golly Miss
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Marple is looking rather
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fetching in pearl necklace,
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