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Pkh72
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the strong leather aroma
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

overpowered the smell of
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the corpse in the
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

carpark outside where zombies
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hold their jumble sales.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gordon Brown body popped
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

out eyes being eaten
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

by an abnormal badger
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wearing a pink nightie
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

of the undeadie, decorated
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

with fizzy cola bottles
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

half Pepsi, half Coca-Cola
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

as in low calorie
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

with no added sugar
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

or anything remotely unhealthy.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After that, a lamb
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's wool carpet looks like
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

David Hasselhoff's chest wig
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

-gling at Jane Fonda
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

through a slightly open
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pair of hairy legs
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

belonging to a tarantula
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bodied meat eating newt
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bred by Red Ken.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

However, he'd meant to
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

give it to Boris
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

outside Buckingham Palace after
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a binge driking session
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but Boris had haemorrhoids
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dangling like glistening earrings
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down to his knees
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

swinging to and fro
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-licking amongst the Royal
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

corgi's, they were biting
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anything that moved. "Fucking...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

little twats" said Phillip
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Green, whilst Kate Moss
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earnestly gave him head, "
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and shoulders shampoo due
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-lling pistols with chrome
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tipped bullets, these flew
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in the face of
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Phillip, who mearly shrugged
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as if to say
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"Fuck you asshole" in
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a Terminator type way
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which strangely wasn't offensive!
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Melvin, the caterpillar assasin
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and JCB secret agent
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, decimated Kew Garden's famous
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