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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

but only very occasionally,
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

achievement. What do wombles
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

think of this strange
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scottish tennis player with
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

adenoids the size of
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a pair of badgers.
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Dunno," said Keran Matthews
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when asked
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

to squishily waft through
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the transcript of her
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

deranged rambling confessions of
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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which was an unfortunate
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sequel to Robin Asquith's
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tomb of similar rubbish.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every new Jaffa Cake
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is tested thoroughly using
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a robotic French maid
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

disguised cunningly as a
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

freeloading Westminister member of
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the British Fraud Club.
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The duck island was
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon Cowell's latest televisual
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

extravanza which rivalled Eurovision
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

for it's amazingly camp
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

-site full of pink
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

caravans, tents and other
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temporary structures for holidays.
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What just happened? Asked
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the Brunei Customs Offical
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

as she twisted BeN's
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vowels before he did,
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"I'm really throbbing now!"
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cried Ben, vowels twisted
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in sympathy with his
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-torical reflections upon Indonesia's
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dodgy ethical stance on
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genetically modified pineapple groves.
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Oh captain, my captain
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, it hurts when you
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

smite me with that
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spikey yellow fruit. Stop!
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I want you to
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thrash Gordon Brown instead
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using a large piece
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viciously serrated edge. "Marvellous!"
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agreed Nick Clegg, "suffer
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fools and die quietly.
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"D'you mean Gordon Brown?"
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