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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:15 am    Post subject: Story time: T'was a Dark and Stormy Night...  Reply with quote

...and the Captain said to the Mate "Tell us a story". So the Mate began...

It's been a while since we had one of those threads where we develop a silly story using short additions.

Li'ldude's comment on another thread seems an ideal starting point:

"There was once the most awful customs officer in Brunei, she is the only person I've ever seen with the full on unibrow...."

Add to it using not more than four words.

"in a fetching shade"
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of dark miry red
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

with warts and pimples
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and deep pitted dimples
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all over his backside
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though he's a she
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her stubble was distracting
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as was the hairy
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tips of her pendulous
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African necklace made from
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Voodoo witchcraft antiquities found
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with a surprising amount
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of bargain-hunting zeal. "Quick",
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cried Bono and Cher
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'That's Five words Stuntman!'
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theres a ginger beer
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Oh dear, oh dear...
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sighed a small but
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Not insignificant little mole
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. "An interesting selection of..
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Rather useless little things,
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littered the BMW options
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list, to scampers delight
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who'd considered a Copen
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To match his wonderful
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tie. "Oh dear", cried
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the hair trimmer seller
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, as he embalmed
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John Prescott in

(cheating, sorry!)
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one of his two
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large throbbing, strangely coloured
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outfits, which he bought
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from a Hong Kong
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shop, which also sold
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sex toys among other
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the Military Diary 2007
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which lists several interesting
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artillery pieces which may
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comparisons between highly expensive
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recipes for cooking Corgis
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in their Matchboxes. But
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-ter on your toast?"
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asked that annoying woman
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at Customs in Brunei
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without raising her eyebrow
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or batting her eyelids
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at the quantities of
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snuff in G's valise
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although she was more
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interested in the peculiar

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