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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

of sperm   whale water
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

, which is frankly unlikely.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madonna's fencing instructor decided
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that some ronseal woodstain
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

would bring her minge
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

of a baggy wizzards
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

baw bag. True Blue!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shouted Madonna, as her
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

minge was coated with
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

finely ground lapis lazuli
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and a drizzle of
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chilli-infused gripe water.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"By gum, thats grand"
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

said Wallace, spotting the
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

startling indigo gleam from
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Little Shop of Horrors
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

. This made Barbara Windsor
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

get her tits out
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

for the lads, wahey
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

, they hit the deck
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

faster than a speeding
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chav in a hurry
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

to catch happy hour
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

at the Queen Vic
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

where Huey Lewis and
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey tried
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

his brother Gerry Lee
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

for crimes against humanity
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

, the worst of those
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

being related to Leona
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Lewis's second cousins brothers
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whose nausiating warbling voices
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were better than Leona's.
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Anyhow, back in Rotherham
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men stare at goats
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wondering why they
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

are so bloody attractive
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particularly after a good
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blow dry and set
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or blow job and
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fisting, but after a
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3-course roast dinner.
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of curry goat and
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liquidised big furry caterpillars.
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followed by turtles head
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soup, including crispy croutons.
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That night, there was
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