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Stuntman · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:37 pm Post subject:

chap's peculiar waistcoat.
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Tom · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:18 pm Post subject:

"Here's to the man
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Racing · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:53 pm Post subject:

with the snakeskin thong
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Li'ldude · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:08 pm Post subject:

shoved into his motorcycles
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Chris M Wants a V-10 · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:11 pm Post subject:

panniers and folded in
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Li'ldude · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:30 pm Post subject:

to his large conspicuous (Sp?)
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Mad Max · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:39 pm Post subject:

rainbow-coloured, smelly and disgusting

Li'ldude · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:42 pm Post subject:

rotten, broken, dog-eared
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Mad Max · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject:

cheerful and funny bus

Racing · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:27 pm Post subject:

-sized Portaloo. Bette Davis
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Tom · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:30 pm Post subject:

had one of those
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Mazda Um Bongo Freindee

Racing · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject:

forcibly inserted up the
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derriere of Jade Goody

Racing · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject:

from beyond the grave
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BeN · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:36 am Post subject:

which was located far
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Racing · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:53 am Post subject:

beyond the event horizon
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Racing · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:11 am Post subject:

To summarise the story so far for intrepid contributors and readers alike....:

"There was once the most awful customs officer in Brunei; she is the only person I've ever seen with the full on unibrow in a fetching shade of dark miry red with warts and pimples and deep pitted dimples all over his backside, although he's a she, her stubble was distracting as were the hairy tips of her pendulous African necklace made from Voodoo witchcraft antiquities found with a surprising amount of bargain-hunting zeal. "Quick", cried Bono and Cher, "That's five words Stuntman!", there's a ginger beer. "Oh dear, oh dear..." sighed a small but not insignificant little mole. An interesting selection of rather useless little things littered the BMW options list, to Scamper's delight who'd considered a Copen to match his wonderful tie. "Oh dear", cried the hair trimmer seller, as he embalmed John Prescott in one of his two large throbbing, strangely coloured outfits, which he bought from a Hong Kong shop, which also sold sex toys, among others the Military Diary 2007, which lists several interesting artillery pieces which may comparisons between highly expensive recipes for cooking Corgis in their Matchboxes. "Butter on your toast?" asked that annoying woman at Customs in Brunei without raising her eyebrow or batting her eyelids at the quantities of snuff in G's valise, although she was more interested in the peculiar chap's peculiar waistcoat. "Here's to the man with the snakeskin thong shoved into his motorcycle's panniers and folded in to his large conspicuous rainbow-coloured, smelly and disgusting rotten, broken, dog-eared cheerful and funny bus-sized Portaloo". Bette Davis had one of those Mazda Um Bongo Freindee forcibly inserted up the derriere of Jade Goody from beyond the grave which was located far beyond the event horizon...."
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near a sunbathing topless

'G' · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject:

wibbly wobblies and two
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"The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him."

Matt · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:59 pm Post subject:

fat ladies on bikes.
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Rodge · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject:

"Here is the nine
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scamper · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject:

line dancers you booked

Roadrunner · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject:

Cried Alan. Meanwhile Jade
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Stuntman · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject:

Jagger (not Goody) suggested
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Rodge · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:45 pm Post subject:

keeping the botox under
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Stuntman · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject:

her rampant bikini line
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Roadrunner · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:22 pm Post subject:

, bouncing to the tune
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BeN · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:29 pm Post subject:

of classic Manilow hits
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Racing · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:30 pm Post subject:

performed by Vladimir Putin
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Rodge · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:05 pm Post subject:

on a banjo. Meanwhile
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Racing · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:12 pm Post subject:

an errant breast walloped
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DaveGibson · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:46 pm Post subject:

Skyhook awake from his

Matt · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:54 pm Post subject:

speed course induced narcolepsy
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DaveGibson · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject:

. It was the moustachioed

Chris M Wants a V-10 · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject:

woman who had mysteriously
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Tom · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject:

developed Stockholm Syndrome whilst
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Rodge · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:05 am Post subject:

cleverly imitating Tom Selleck.
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Gooner · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:41 am Post subject:

But? You keep asking...
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BeN · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:31 am Post subject:

"What on Earth?" Therefore
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DaveGibson · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:51 am Post subject:

raising doubts in others'

Racing · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:40 pm Post subject:

ability to even remotely
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DaveGibson · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:05 pm Post subject:

comprehend where this story

BeN · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject:

is going to end.
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'G' · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject:

Chapter 2. It was
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Rodge · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:24 pm Post subject:

a dark November dawn
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Li'ldude · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:52 pm Post subject:

In which a man
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Chris M Wants a V-10 · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:06 pm Post subject:

went into a pub
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DaveGibson · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:07 am Post subject:

with a parrot on

BeN · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:56 am Post subject:

his head. It sqwaked
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