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Li'ldude · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:14 am Post subject:

and did its bussiness
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DaveGibson · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:38 pm Post subject:

before asking for a

'G' · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:55 pm Post subject:

nice smooth Hendricks Gin
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"The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him."

Rodge · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject:

and some pork scratchings
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BeN · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:55 pm Post subject:

from the local shop.
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"Yuck, this Hendricks is

Matt · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject:

soiled by scratched pork
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, barman! Plymouth Gin please

'G' · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:56 pm Post subject:

Later in the gutter
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Chris M Wants a V-10 · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:05 pm Post subject:

a strange, grey rodent
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Matt · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject:

smelt Plymouth's stench quickly
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BeN · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:40 pm Post subject:

"My post is missing!"

(No really. I posted one after 'soiled by scratched pork')
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Chris M Wants a V-10 · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:44 pm Post subject:

said an incontinent dog
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Rodge · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject:

In an Arabic dialect.
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Matt · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject:

Two weeks later, nonchalant
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DaveGibson · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:50 pm Post subject:

from the effects of

Rodge · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject:

the Aitkens Diet, Frodo
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DaveGibson · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:06 pm Post subject:

and his friends Bilbo

Big TC · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:39 pm Post subject:

did something they'd rather
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It's a '57 Pontiac Star Chief, dontchaknow.

DaveGibson · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:12 am Post subject:

not be reported to

BeN · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:46 am Post subject:

their superior, which was
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Li'ldude · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:15 am Post subject:

Arsey the troll, who
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Ode to Mr. B, Mr. C, Mr. W and the Northstar.

Racing · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:13 am Post subject:

bummed bandits crossing bridges
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Big TC · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:03 pm Post subject:

just for a laugh.
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It's a '57 Pontiac Star Chief, dontchaknow.

Racing · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:20 pm Post subject:

Ferrari's lost its design
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Humphrey The Pug · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:55 pm Post subject:

but found it again
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Racing · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:12 pm Post subject:

under the Troll's bridge
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Li'ldude · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject:

, along with a disturbing
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Ode to Mr. B, Mr. C, Mr. W and the Northstar.

Humphrey The Pug · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:19 pm Post subject:

Old Billy Goats Gruff
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Mummy, Daddy, Sissy, Sassy Baby.

Li'ldude · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:23 pm Post subject:

-s large and ungainly
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Racing · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:32 pm Post subject:

Chapter 1

There was once the most awful customs officer in Brunei; she is the only person I've ever seen with the full on unibrow in a fetching shade of dark miry red with warts and pimples and deep pitted dimples all over his backside, although he's a she, her stubble was distracting as were the hairy tips of her pendulous African necklace made from Voodoo witchcraft antiquities found with a surprising amount of bargain-hunting zeal. "Quick", cried Bono and Cher, "That's five words Stuntman!", there's a ginger beer. "Oh dear, oh dear..." sighed a small but not insignificant little mole. An interesting selection of rather useless little things littered the BMW options list, to Scamper's delight who'd considered a Copen to match his wonderful tie. "Oh dear", cried the hair trimmer seller, as he embalmed John Prescott in one of his two large throbbing, strangely coloured outfits, which he bought from a Hong Kong shop, which also sold sex toys, among others the Military Diary 2007, which lists several interesting artillery pieces which may comparisons between highly expensive recipes for cooking Corgis in their Matchboxes. "Butter on your toast?" asked that annoying woman at Customs in Brunei without raising her eyebrow or batting her eyelids at the quantities of snuff in G's valise, although she was more interested in the peculiar chap's peculiar waistcoat. "Here's to the man with the snakeskin thong shoved into his motorcycle's panniers and folded in to his large conspicuous rainbow-coloured, smelly and disgusting rotten, broken, dog-eared cheerful and funny bus-sized Portaloo". Bette Davis had one of those Mazda Um Bongo Freindee forcibly inserted up the derriere of Jade Goody from beyond the grave which was located far beyond the event horizon near a sunbathing topless wibbly wobblies and two fat ladies on bikes. "Here is the nine line dancers you booked" cried Alan. Meanwhile, Jade Jagger (not Goody) suggested keeping the botox under her rampant bikini line, bouncing to the tune of classic Manilow hits performed by Vladimir Putin on a banjo. Meanwhile an errant breast walloped Skyhook awake from his speed course-induced narcolepsy. It was the moustachioed woman, who had mysteriously developed Stockholm Syndrome whilst cleverly imitating Tom Selleck. "But?" You keep asking..."What on Earth?". Therefore raising doubts in others' ability to even remotely comprehend where this story is going to end.

Chapter 2.

It was a dark November dawn in which a man went into a pub with a parrot on his head. It squawked and did its business before asking for a nice smooth Hendricks Gin and some pork scratchings from the local shop. "Yuck, this Hendricks is soiled by scratched pork, barman! Plymouth Gin please". Later in the gutter a strange, grey rodent smelt Plymouth's stench quickly. "My post is missing!" said an incontinent dog in an Arabic dialect. Two weeks later, nonchalant from the effects of the Aitkens Diet, Frodo and his friends Bilbo did something they'd rather not be reported to their superior, which was Arsey the troll, who bummed bandits crossing bridges just for a laugh. Ferrari's lost its design but found it again under the troll's bridge, along with a disturbing Old Billy Goats Gruff's large and ungainly gold Mondial T convertible.
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Li'ldude · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject:

'We should make a
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DaveGibson · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject:

beeline for that large

Big TC · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject:

lady of the night
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Racing · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject:

posing as Anne Widdecombe
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DaveGibson · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:52 pm Post subject:

dressed in a black

Big TC · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:30 pm Post subject:

basque, stockings and wellies
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It's a '57 Pontiac Star Chief, dontchaknow.

DaveGibson · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:17 am Post subject:

with a small red

BeN · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:46 am Post subject:

riding hood. She was
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Racing · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:57 am Post subject:

feeling very, very sexy
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Stuntman · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:18 am Post subject:

until she realised that
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Drifting through life

scamper · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:39 pm Post subject:

the under age forumers

Matt · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject:

had been watching afar
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Small car, big heart.

Racing · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:24 pm Post subject:

, her Tunisian manservant who
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Big TC · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:51 pm Post subject:

was everso slightly gay.
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It's a '57 Pontiac Star Chief, dontchaknow.

Gurney · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:57 pm Post subject:

or Ginger beer even.
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Stuntman · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:03 pm Post subject:

While this was occuring,
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scamper · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject:

the olympics were cancelled

Rodge · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject:

"I'm completely lost" shouted
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scamper · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject:

allan, visiting the South