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woof woof
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not if you tuck the newspaper under her bra strap.
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if she's not wearing one?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If she's anything like one of my Ex's. You can hold them in the crack of her asre.

The risk being you may lose them.

As for sending her a message. What were you thinking? Tell her to take a long walk.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think I'd want to eat chips that had been in the crack of someone's arse, no matter how attractive she (or her arse) was.
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gonnabuildabuggy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote:
I don't think I'd want to eat chips that had been in the crack of someone's arse, no matter how attractive she (or her arse) was.


Some interesting connotations - are they with ketchup, brown sauce or mayonnaise?
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gonnabuildabuggy wrote:
Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote:
I don't think I'd want to eat chips that had been in the crack of someone's arse, no matter how attractive she (or her arse) was.

Some interesting connotations - are they with ketchup, brown sauce or mayonnaise?

Or a kebab?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:26 pm    Post subject: Re: My motorforum chums, i need your help. Reply with quote

DradusContact wrote:
Got an email from my ex girlfriend yesterday.   she was totally gorgeous.


Get it nailed.


DradusContact wrote:
I miss her mum, she really liked me


And her mum.
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DradusContact
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have deleted the email, and my reply, if she replies she replies if she doesnt then f*ck her.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely you need her to reply to have a chance of that?
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DradusContact
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did reply (foolishly) this morning.
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woof woof
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could always mark her as junk mail but I think that the decent thing to do if she writes again would be to write back in a polite way but not soliciting a reply. If she carries on writing an equally polite reply wishing her well but requesting that she not write again might be best.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

woof woof wrote:
You could always mark her as junk mail but I think that the decent thing to do if she writes again would be to write back in a polite way but not soliciting a reply. If she carries on writing an equally polite reply wishing her well but requesting that she not write again might be best.


Nonsense. Go to some dodgy eastern european doctor to have your retinas changed; disolve your fingerprints in acid; change your name; move house; get a new job............

...... otherwise she'll find you.

She's going to boil your rabbit........
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woof woof
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does you gf do contract jobs BB?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big Blue wrote:
She's going to boil your rabbit........

     
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote:
Big Blue wrote:
She's going to boil your rabbit........

     


That's assuming it didn't already die........... the requisite number of years ago!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be a batchelor. I'm not that eligible, but it suits me!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

From most wives' point of view, I'd say put her on ignore and never contact her again.  Seriously.  That is a path you really don't want to go down, too many stones to trip the unwary...

I am not most wives, and I know that Mr S is in contact with some of his exes (we had 3 or so at our wedding!).  The difference there though is that none of them were much more than 'friends with benefits', and the one that was more than that came along with her current (for quite a few years) fella, so no worries there.

I'm not sure, DC, why your ex being 'so beautiful' is an issue.  It's not about what you look like, it's about who you are.  My grandmother used to say 'andsome is as 'andsome does; it took me a few years but I now understand exactly what she meant.  Good thing beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or I for one would still be on the shelf.

Bottom line is, stay away from the fire.  It doesn't matter why she's got in contact with you - what matters is what you do about it.  And as you asked for our advice here's mine: Leave alone.  Well alone.  She's in the past, she's history.  Take the dog for a walk, go out for a spin in at least one of the cars and give your wife a good seeing to, and count your blessings.  You don't need your ex.
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Stuntman
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, interesting thread.

Does this woman live anywhere near you?  Might there be a chance that you bump into each other when shopping, say?

I don't think there would be any harm in a quasi-chance social encounter in the normal course of things.  But I would agree with the counsel of most others here that you should be very careful indeed about arranging anything else that would solely involve you and her.
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DradusContact
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im not going to involve anything with just me and her!  How daft do you lot think i am?

I actually think she may of had her email account hacked, the message didnt seem 100% to me, she didnt put my name at the top, and she didnt put hers at the end, and there was a link to some hotmail thing about seeing whos blocked me.

Hopefully this will be the end of it.
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woof woof
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had that "who's blocked me thing." It just attaches itself to everything so it's probably a genuine email, just with crap attached.

The no names thing seems to be a woman thing. I know a few who send emails like that.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs Skyhook wrote:
From most wives' point of view, I'd say put her on ignore and never contact her again.  Seriously.  That is a path you really don't want to go down, too many stones to trip the unwary...

I am not most wives, and I know that Mr S is in contact with some of his exes (we had 3 or so at our wedding!).  The difference there though is that none of them were much more than 'friends with benefits', and the one that was more than that came along with her current (for quite a few years) fella, so no worries there.

I'm not sure, DC, why your ex being 'so beautiful' is an issue.  It's not about what you look like, it's about who you are.  My grandmother used to say 'andsome is as 'andsome does; it took me a few years but I now understand exactly what she meant.  Good thing beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or I for one would still be on the shelf.

Bottom line is, stay away from the fire.  It doesn't matter why she's got in contact with you - what matters is what you do about it.  And as you asked for our advice here's mine: Leave alone.  Well alone.  She's in the past, she's history.  Take the dog for a walk, go out for a spin in at least one of the cars and give your wife a good seeing to, and count your blessings.  You don't need your ex.


Wise words.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs Skyhook wrote:
I am not most wives, and I know that Mr S is in contact with some of his exes (we had 3 or so at our wedding!).  The difference there though is that none of them were much more than 'friends with benefits', and the one that was more than that came along with her current (for quite a few years) fella, so no worries there.


Sounds familiar.  Over 15-20 years, the law of drunk averages dictates you will end up in bed with a fair number of female friends.  Apparently.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:11 pm    Post subject: Re: My motorforum chums, i need your help. Reply with quote

Bob Sacramento wrote:
DradusContact wrote:
Got an email from my ex girlfriend yesterday.   she was totally gorgeous.


Get it nailed.


DradusContact wrote:
I miss her mum, she really liked me


And her mum.


Thanks. That, after a baitch of a shift..made me smile.


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