BeN
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Witty headline neededNissan has decided to call their electric vehicle Leaf. I'm trying to think of an attention-grabbing headline to cover this story.
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/08/0...car-in-person-in-depth-and-u-s-b/
http://www.motorauthority.com/nis...rs-off-leaf-all-electric-car.html
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DetmoldDick
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Hows about
"Nissan unvails pig-ugly car with questionable environmental credentials"?
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BeN
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Come on, we can do better.
Give me some puns.
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BeN
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Never mind. I decided to go for:
"Nissan goes green with Leaf"
Which is pretty unimaginative.
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DaveGibson
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When the battery runs flat, you'll have to leaf it on charge.
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cbeaks1
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Nissan branch out with Leaf?
Less chlorophll-ups with Leaf?
Leaf it out - greener Nissan's bilious name?
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Rodge
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"Nissan's new Green Leaf Tea-dious"
"Nissan stick's it to yota man with leaf"
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Racing
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Leaves are usually flat.....rather like electric car batteries.....shurely there's a gag in there somewhere...?
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maz
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Can't wait till autumn !
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DaveGibson
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Presumably, on contract hire, it becomes a Leaflet.
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr
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Do the batteries need initial charging when you buy it, as with a laptop or mobile? If so, you wouldn't be able to turn over a new Leaf ...
(gets coat)
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DaveGibson
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When new, the colour is bright but as autumn turns to winter they turn brown and fall apart.
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr
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| DaveGibson wrote: | | When new, the colour is bright but as autumn turns to winter they turn brown and fall apart. |
But it's Japanese, not Italian!
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Gurney
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| Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote: | | DaveGibson wrote: | | When new, the colour is bright but as autumn turns to winter they turn brown and fall apart. |
But it's Japanese, not Italian! |
Ever seen a 1980's Honda?
Not many around now.
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maz
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will they sell them through franchise branches ?
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canadian bacon
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If its a leaf does it absorb C02 or is it the first to emit it?
Is it warranted against perforation ? Greenfly can get pretty voracious.
What do you polish it with ? Baby Bio ?
God this bank holiday is dull....(simcoe day here)
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Rodge
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I'd hazard a guess that they're releasing it in America first because they're used to leaf spring suspension.
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DaveGibson
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When hit by a VW would the assailant be a Leaf-Cutter Beetle?
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DarthBalls
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Nissan lettuce us in on their secret new hybrid...
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