Jasper
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Top five on My allowed list.Allowed list- This is a list of people that you can have a little fun time with (perhaps share a bag of chips in a bus shelter, etc), without your other half getting upset.
Most people pick people like Girls Allowed or Kylie but I think I'm a little smarter. The chances of getting up close and personal with these chicks is remote, so instead I've picked these 5.
1. Melanie's friend Joanne (hubba hubba)
2. Melanie's friend Lorraine
3. Melanie's friend Jennifer
4. Melanie's younger sister, Lindsay
5. Melanie's other sister, Paula
If she sees this I am dead. 
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:-(
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Your wife not pregnant is she?  I know how the mind can wander during such "lean" times. 
BTW - it's not likely to get much better once the baby is born either. 
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"him"
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You are a brave man... 
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Boxer6
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Re: Top five on My allowed list. | Jasper wrote: | Allowed list- This is a list of people that you can have a little fun time with (perhaps share a bag of chips in a bus shelter, etc), without your other half getting upset.
Most people pick people like Girls Allowed or Kylie but I think I'm a little smarter. The chances of getting up close and personal with these chicks is remote, so instead I've picked these 5.
1. Melanie's friend Joanne (hubba hubba)
2. Melanie's friend Lorraine
3. Melanie's friend Jennifer
4. Melanie's younger sister, Lindsay
5. Melanie's other sister, Paula
If she sees this I am dead. |
First thing that went through my mind, Jasper - you're DEAD!!
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Jasper
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| spooner wrote: |
Your wife not pregnant is she? I know how the mind can wander during such "lean" times.
BTW - it's not likely to get much better once the baby is born either. |
Thanks for the words of encouragement. 
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr
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So exactly what sexual practice is "share a bag of chips in a bus shelter" slang for, then?
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Matt
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Using my imagination, it'd be a little like the popcorn box in the cinema entendre.
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr
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Or it could be like the old joke:
Q How do you know if an Essex Girl has an orgasm?
A She drops her chips
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Rodge
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| spooner wrote: |
Your wife not pregnant is she? I know how the mind can wander during such "lean" times.
BTW - it's not likely to get much better once the baby is born either. |
Lean? Bob Geldof has been knocking on my door because he's heard rumours of a famine!
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