Archive for The Motor Forum "We are mature men in the highest cadres of our careers"
 


       The Motor Forum Forum Index -> The Lounge
Chocy Rocky

Top 5 people you would never tire of punching.

1. Robbie Williams. You'll always be my number one, Robbie!

2. Russell Grant.

3. Russell Brand.

4. Deborah Meaden.

5. Chris Tarrant.

I hate you all, please go away. You're not welcome in my life.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr

Good list. Robbie Williams and Russell Brand would also be in my top five. As would Cristiano Ronaldo, Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell.
Blarno

1: Chris Martin from Coldplay. Insipid, self righteous, whiny shitbag.
2: Liam Gallagher. All-mouth-no-trousers, gobby Manc prick.
3: Jeremy Kyle. Self explanatory.
4: Michael McIntyre. Not funny. Not funny at all.
5: Any X-Factor/BGT contestant who trots out the usual bullshit about 'wanting this so much'.
him

Jamie Oliver
Russell Brand
Piers Morgan
Elton John
Tom Cruise
simonp

Ecclestone

Jack Tweed

The singer from Lazoright who thinks he's some sort of musical Jesus

Jeremy Kyle again. Do you want the face or the bollocks, Iain?

Stephen Ireland for his crimes against automobiles
BeN

Cristiano Ronaldo

End of.
Blarno

simonp wrote:
Ecclestone

Jack Tweed

The singer from Lazoright who thinks he's some sort of musical Jesus

Jeremy Kyle again. Do you want the face or the bollocks, Iain?

Stephen Ireland for his crimes against automobiles


I'll have a bit of Jack Tweed slaying, too.


We can take turns on Jeremy Kyle. You don't have to stop just because he's dead...
Tim

Russell Brand.

Jordan.

Chris Martin (the singer, not 'our' one ).

David Milliband/George Osborne (don't like the look of either of them).

Jonathan Woss.
DradusContact

Blarno wrote:
We can take turns on Jeremy Kyle. You don't have to stop just because he's dead...


   
Dr. Hfuhruhurr

Actually one could fill a top five with football persons alone:

C Ronaldo - no need to elaborate

El Hadji Diouf - at least he'd be spitting blood instead of saliva for a change

Stephen Gerard - you could claim you thought he was about to hit you

Ashley Cole - 'nuff said

Alex Ferguson
DradusContact

Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote:

Alex Ferguson


Defo.  Would pull the chewy out of his limp mouth and stick it on his forehead afterwards.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr

DradusContact wrote:
Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote:

Alex Ferguson

Defo.  Would pull the chewy out of his limp mouth and stick it on his forehead afterwards.

Hope you'd use gloves ...
Tim

How could I have forgotten Ashley Cole?

Or his skinny twig racist wife?
BeN

Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote:
Actually one could fill a top five with football persons alone:

C Ronaldo - no need to elaborate

El Hadji Diouf - at least he'd be spitting blood instead of saliva for a change

Stephen Gerard - you could claim you thought he was about to hit you

Ashley Cole - 'nuff said

Alex Ferguson


How about Rio Ferdinand?

And how could we forget Joey Barton.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr

Rio is dumb enough already. Agree on Mr Barton though.
Matt

Members of the cabinet

Members of 'climate change' lobbies

The guy from the Seat advert. Shove your 'wah-wah, wah-wah' up your arse you sad, annoying fuck.

Piers Morgan. Pity he's already recorded the Cilla special, as it could have been prevented with a good haymaker.

Eminem. Just so he gets angry again and makes albums like his first two and not his last three.
gonnabuildabuggy

G Brown - have you noticed he stutters a little when he lies.
Joey Barton - how many chances...
Deborah Meaden - self made, if you include inheriting your Dad's business.
Ecclestone
lots more
DradusContact

Paris Hilton.  Are we allowed to hit girls?
him

I put Elton John in my list, so I would say so...
DradusContact

double punching whammy for your approval here.

Blarno

Well, she can't get any uglier. Twat her.
DradusContact

Look at his face.  Grr it makes me angry.  The same stupid role in every film he does.
..

Is he taking her from behind?
Blarno

You'd think he'd shove it in her horsey gob and spare us all from the ugliness.
BeN

I'm sorry, but who the hell are they?
Tim

woof woof wrote:
Is he taking her from behind?


By the expression on his face I'd say he's the one being taken from behind.


Ben, they are Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant.

       The Motor Forum Forum Index -> The Lounge
Page 1 of 1
Create your own free forum | Buy a domain to use with your forum