Jasper
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Top 5 people you would never tire of punching.1. Robbie Williams. You'll always be my number one, Robbie!
2. Russell Grant.
3. Russell Brand.
4. Deborah Meaden.
5. Chris Tarrant.
I hate you all, please go away. You're not welcome in my life.
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr
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Good list. Robbie Williams and Russell Brand would also be in my top five. As would Cristiano Ronaldo, Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell.
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Blarno
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1: Chris Martin from Coldplay. Insipid, self righteous, whiny shitbag.
2: Liam Gallagher. All-mouth-no-trousers, gobby Manc prick.
3: Jeremy Kyle. Self explanatory.
4: Michael McIntyre. Not funny. Not funny at all.
5: Any X-Factor/BGT contestant who trots out the usual bullshit about 'wanting this so much'.
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"him"
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Jamie Oliver
Russell Brand
Piers Morgan
Elton John
Tom Cruise
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simonp
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Ecclestone
Jack Tweed
The singer from Lazoright who thinks he's some sort of musical Jesus
Jeremy Kyle again. Do you want the face or the bollocks, Iain?
Stephen Ireland for his crimes against automobiles
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BeN
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Cristiano Ronaldo
End of.
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Blarno
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| simonp wrote: | Ecclestone
Jack Tweed
The singer from Lazoright who thinks he's some sort of musical Jesus
Jeremy Kyle again. Do you want the face or the bollocks, Iain?
Stephen Ireland for his crimes against automobiles |
I'll have a bit of Jack Tweed slaying, too.
We can take turns on Jeremy Kyle. You don't have to stop just because he's dead...
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TimR
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Russell Brand.
Jordan.
Chris Martin (the singer, not 'our' one  ).
David Milliband/George Osborne (don't like the look of either of them).
Jonathan Woss.
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DradusContact
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| Blarno wrote: | | We can take turns on Jeremy Kyle. You don't have to stop just because he's dead... |
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr
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Actually one could fill a top five with football persons alone:
C Ronaldo - no need to elaborate
El Hadji Diouf - at least he'd be spitting blood instead of saliva for a change
Stephen Gerard - you could claim you thought he was about to hit you
Ashley Cole - 'nuff said
Alex Ferguson
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DradusContact
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| Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote: |
Alex Ferguson |
Defo. Would pull the chewy out of his limp mouth and stick it on his forehead afterwards.
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr
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| DradusContact wrote: | | Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote: |
Alex Ferguson |
Defo. Would pull the chewy out of his limp mouth and stick it on his forehead afterwards. |
Hope you'd use gloves ...
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TimR
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How could I have forgotten Ashley Cole?
Or his skinny twig racist wife?
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BeN
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| Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote: | Actually one could fill a top five with football persons alone:
C Ronaldo - no need to elaborate
El Hadji Diouf - at least he'd be spitting blood instead of saliva for a change
Stephen Gerard - you could claim you thought he was about to hit you
Ashley Cole - 'nuff said
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How about Rio Ferdinand?
And how could we forget Joey Barton.
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Dr. Hfuhruhurr
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Rio is dumb enough already. Agree on Mr Barton though.
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Matt
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Members of the cabinet
Members of 'climate change' lobbies
The guy from the Seat advert. Shove your 'wah-wah, wah-wah' up your arse you sad, annoying fuck.
Piers Morgan. Pity he's already recorded the Cilla special, as it could have been prevented with a good haymaker.
Eminem. Just so he gets angry again and makes albums like his first two and not his last three.
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gonnabuildabuggy
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G Brown - have you noticed he stutters a little when he lies.
Joey Barton - how many chances...
Deborah Meaden - self made, if you include inheriting your Dad's business.
Ecclestone
lots more
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DradusContact
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Paris Hilton. Are we allowed to hit girls?
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"him"
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I put Elton John in my list, so I would say so...
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DradusContact
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double punching whammy for your approval here.
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Blarno
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Well, she can't get any uglier. Twat her.
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DradusContact
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Look at his face. Grr it makes me angry. The same stupid role in every film he does.
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