| Archive for The Motor Forum talking cars since 2006 |
| Jasper |
There is a God.http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=150219459She's the one that should be in jail. She murdered Snow Patrols's, Run and got away with it. |
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| TimR |
Haven't heard her murdering of that song but oh, the poor delicate flower.
She got a slap yesterday morning, couldn't make it onto the BBCs One Show last night (I accidentally watched 10 seconds of that shite before I turned over) and the following day can't manage a plane trip to Germany. Still. I'd give her one. If she played her cards right, that is 
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| DradusContact |
Doesn't do anything for me..... | ||||||
| Pkh72 |
I know this has been blown all out of proportion, as is the way of the press, and she is a bit of a warbler, but i don't think that justifies some nutjob randomly smacking her in the head.
Anyway, out of 10, i'd give her one. |
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| maz |
I hope this is the start of Happy Celebrity
Slapping, ( must get a mobile phone ) |
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| TimR |
Tall, tanned (that's all it amounts to really) with a decent figure and you don't like it? Is your preference short, fat and milk bottle white?
No offence. 
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| BeN |
Who? 
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| DradusContact |
Her face, its just so plain. Tall and tanned? Give me Rihanna any day. |
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| Blarno |
Murdered Run by Snow Patrol?
That song was murder the minute it was written. Leona Lewis is rather nice, but guilty of the number one crime in music: oversinging. Still, Christina Agriculture is guilty of the same thing and I'd hang out the back of that all day. |
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| Twelfth Monkey |
Houston-Carey syndrome, to give it its proper medical name. There is, alas, no known cure. At least not one which the patient survives... |
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| Dr. Hfuhruhurr |
+1 to all that. I also wouldn't kick Mariah Carey out of bed. As long as she didn't start warbling, that is. That said, I'd climb over the lot of them to get at Shakira ... |
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| BeN |
Can I have priority over Shakira, on the basis that we share the same birthday?
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| TimR |
You could always put something in her mouth to shut her up....... |
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| Blarno |
 @ Houston-Carey Syndrome.
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| Twelfth Monkey |
Hey, it ruins lives*. Please give generously.
*Ours, alas. |
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| Big TC |
So she's written an autobiography, has she? What, she doesn't intend the rest of her life to be worthwhile enough to write about it? Or will we get endless excepts. Oh I fucking hope not.
I would have given her one, but I can't be bothered now. |
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| DradusContact |
I can one-up that with autobiographs; Wayne Rooney. I think he wrote his when he was around 7. |
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| TimR |
As did Lewis Hamilton. |
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| Dr. Hfuhruhurr |
The terrifying thing about Rooney's is it's supposed to be in seven parts, or something like that. I imagine it being like the Dog's Diary in this thread:
http://themotor.myfastforum.org/about12605.html |
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| Mark |
“Doesn't do anything for me.....”
There was Beyonce and now Leona Lewis (and many before!) – it would be intriguing to see pictures of wives/girlfriends to see what some forumers actually do find attractive. |
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| Mark |
It is crazy but unfortunately, it shows quite a bit about the book buying British public – they generally sell loads and make a fortune. |
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| Rodge |
I believe it's to do with the extra X-factor chromosome. As for a cure, I believe it's available in the USA, under it's pharmaceutical name, Colt .45 |
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| TimR |
Like a readers wives thing? Dirty boy. Anyway here's a recent, candid, shot of Mrs Tim 
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| Bob Sacramento |
He wins. | ||||||
| TimR |
Oh, that's just her when she's going shopping. You should see when she makes a real effort
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| scamper |
Problem is photos don't show personality and character. 
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| Bob Sacramento |
I say that as well when the missus hands round our holiday snaps. |
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| DradusContact |
Current flavour of the month for me? Emma Stone. |
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| TimR |
??? Got a picture? |
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| DradusContact |
She was 'Jules' in superbad and she's in that new film zombieland with Woody Harrelson |
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| BeN |
Just Googled her. Thanks DC.
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| TimR |
S'alright I suppose but she appears to have suffered a Ginjury
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| DradusContact |
Its suprisingly hard to get a decent pic of her.
Red hair is a big yes for me, but ginger is not. Theres a world of difference. |
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| Jasper |
Should have gone to Specsavers! |
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| simonp |
Caught this vid on one of the music channels on TV the other day whilst idly flicking which made me pause for a few minutes. Did a google to make sure I wasn't having illegal thoughts and it turned out she's 22!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-..._ha_tik_tok_official_music_video/ (I'd turn the volume down though, as the song's shit) |
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| Martin |
You fancy Michael Jackson?
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| simonp |
Eh? | ||||||
| BeN |
She looks like a skankier Taylor Swift. The song is indeed shit. |
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| Martin |
All I'm getting is a Michael Jackson video..... I've tried a couple of times! Looking at the link, I guess you're talking about Kesha? 
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| simonp |
Weird. What's the point in a URL that doesn't go to the same place every time?! | ||||||
| BeN |
There must be something wrong with Martin. Mine points to the correct video.
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| TimR |
You've only just noticed?
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| maz |
Not much tit ! |
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| Matt |
The red-head looks pretty cute in Superbad. | ||||||
| BeN |
Someone asked for tit?
Olivia Wilde. Currently seen on House, and a lot of other things. I need to lie down... |
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| Mark |
Indeed. Snapped Ms Mark getting ready for work the other morning. 
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| TimR |
Busted (as it were). |
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| Gooner |
Isn't that generally the rule with redheads. The only gingers with big tits tend to have big bellies to match! Re Autobiographies, I found it hilarious that Waterstones are refusing to stock Jordan's latest as it's going to be her 4th! Bit rude on those who bought the earlier ones, couldn't she just do a couple of chapters to add to the back? Used to quite fancy her too, shame you can't tell where she's been these days. I imagine it's like lobbing a hot-dog down a long corridor. |
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| Scouse |
A hot dog in a corridor? You'd need a scaffolding plank strapped to your arse with a bungie cord more like. | ||||||
| GonnaBreakABuggy |
Sold, can you wrap it me up and send it me for Christmas? Thanks. |
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| Roadsterstu |
Brilliant!
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| Frank Bullitt |
It's not my sort of music but she is very talented. I'm not sure why being a warbler would see it as being acceptable to punch her... | ||||||
| DradusContact |
Apparently Emma Stone was also in some film called 'house bunny' which was out earlier this year, which i think is something to do with the playboy mansion. I haven't seen it, too embarresed to admit to Amanda i want to see it. | ||||||
| Mark |
Much more importantly; Katharine McPhee was in that film: 
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| Humphrey The Pug |
I've seen House Bunny, it's shit, Tina liked it. |
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| maz |
this is a very poor picture of her - went to see Zombieland last night and she is bloody gorgeous ! the film is pretty good too |
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| DradusContact |
find me a better one then! | ||||||
| Pkh72 |
Now she indeed is worth a squirt. |
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| Jasper |
It's not acceptable of course but look what a great thread this has turned into. |
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| Mark |
But where are they? They'll be even more scarce when she lies down. |
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| Pkh72 |
I know what you are saying but it wouldn't affect my go/no go decision. |
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| Mark |
Me neither.
She's a good looking girl but I don't think that is a particularly good picture of her. |
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| maz |
Handbags ! you didn,t take the picture did you ? |
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| TimR |
Oooh I'd have a go of that. Much better than the ginger one. |
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| Dr. Hfuhruhurr |
And Olivia Wilde: 
Shakira: 
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| DradusContact |
Excellent work doctor
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| Twelfth Monkey |
I find 'beautiful but don't I know it' extremely unattractive. If you see what I mean. | ||||||
| Scouse |
Yup there's nothing more unattractive than that. | ||||||
| Twelfth Monkey |
I'm not quite sure that's true:
Hard to imagine she was once young. Luurve the bouffant... 
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| TimR |
Isn't that Feargal Sharkey? |
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| DradusContact |
Would you? |
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| "him" |
Would I what? "choker"? | ||||||
| scamper |
Ah, but she's still got a good heart these days. |
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| Dr. Hfuhruhurr |
And we all know they're hard to find. Quite uneasy about the new undertone to this thread though. Anne Widdecombe? What next? Fat Scottish bint off X Factor? | ||||||
| Humphrey The Pug |
Particularly for Blarno:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/new...xt%2c-says-everyone-200910152140/ |
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| Blarno |
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| Pkh72 |
Anne Widdecombe is so ugly she hurts the eyes.
If you shot (a gun!) at her the bullet would veer off before impact because it would be repulsed. |
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| Humphrey The Pug |
Isn't Anne Widdecombe famously a virgin? | ||||||
| 'G' |
Funny you should say that. Like me, she is a 'born again virgin'.
I was so confounded by the pre-carnal beastliness, that I eventually gave up.....after a few times. |