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Scary!

This story beggars belief: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8321748.stm
Dr. Hfuhruhurr

Most cumbersome airport name ever?

Minneapolis-St Paul International/Wold-Chamberlain Airport

As to the thread topic, I wonder if the fuel warning would have re-focused their attention.
woof woof

Maybe those in the "cockpit" where getting up close and personal?
"him"

"Shirley not"...
DradusContact

George Carlin did a great stand up routine about planes and airports, about how they add words to things to make them sound more important

Quote:
George Carlin: They tell you to locate your nearest emergency exit. I do this immediately!
[mimes looking for the exit]
George Carlin: I locate my nearest emergency exit, and then I plan my route. You have to plan your route. It's not always a straight line, is it? Sometimes there's a really big fat fuck sitting right in front of you. Well, you know you'll never get over him. I look around for women and children, midgets and dwarves, cripples, war widows, paralyzed veterans, people with broken legs, anybody who looks like they can't move too well; the emotionally disturbed come in VERY handy at a time like this. You might have to go out of your way to find these people, but you'll get out of the plane a lot God damn quicker, believe me. I say, "Let's see... I'll go around the fat fuck... step on the widow's head... push those children out of the way... knock down the paralyzed midget, and get out of the plane where I can help others."
[laughter]
George Carlin: I can be of no help to anyone if I'm lying unconscious in the aisle with some big cocksucker standing on my head. I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse, have a Dr. Pepper, and call the police.


You can watch it on youtube or whatever, its about 15 minutes long but rather funny
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