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Dr. Hfuhruhurr

Perhaps here's a solution

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article6883919.ece

Quote:
Social workers have moved to take a baby born to an obese mother into care.

She has already had the youngest of her six children, aged three and four, removed from her care because social workers feared they were at risk of becoming obese. The 40-year-old mother weighed 23 stone before falling pregnant.

The parents originally contacted social workers themselves to seek help with managing their children, one of who has developmental problems. At that time, they had a toddler who weighed four stone and a 13-year-old boy who weighed more than 16 stone.

Speaking to The Times today the father of the baby, aged 54, said that the whole family was "heartbroken" at the loss of their baby.

"I can't sleep, I can't eat. I can't tell you how powerless I feel. The other children are devastated too," he said.

Bingo! Problem solved ...

TimR



That's a radical solution.

This family isn't from Dundee is it?
There was a similar story there although I don't think the kid got taken into care as the mother threatened to sit on a social worker (or something)
boc70

That quote was from the father though.  It doesn't mention his weight - he could be skinny as a rake for all we know.  Being last in the household race to the fridge mightn't help either.
DradusContact

Re: Perhaps here's a solution

Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote:
"I can't sleep, I can't eat. I can't tell you how powerless I feel. The other children are devastated too," he said.



Theres no doubt, theyre in deep
theyre throat is tight, they cant breathe
Another kiss is all they need
TimR

Great song but an even better video.
woof woof

"he could be skinny as a rake for all we know."

He almost certainly is, how else would he be able to slide between the mountainous folds of flesh to impregnate his large lady?

Now there's an image.
Humphrey The Pug

woof woof wrote:
"he could be skinny as a rake for all we know."

He almost certainly is, how else would he be able to slide between the mountainous folds of flesh to impregnate his large lady?

Now there's an image.


That has made me feel all horrible.

Seriously though, I know some like the larger lady and each to his own but when you get these absolute monsters who have kids and boyfriends/husbands, what the fuck is the attraction?
woof woof

There is a thriving fatty fetish scene you know...
Dr. Hfuhruhurr

boc70 wrote:
Being last in the household race to the fridge mightn't help either.

Surely if he was skinny he'd get there first?
woof woof

Not if his way ahead is blocked.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr

But he has a headstart while fat mama is raising herself from the sofa.
TimR

Maybe she never leaves the kitchen?
woof woof

Could be that he likes to be behind her, for the view. It's something we've all done.
boc70

Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote:
But he has a headstart while fat mama is raising herself from the sofa.


...which is right next to the fridge.
PG

Humphrey The Pug wrote:
woof woof wrote:
"he could be skinny as a rake for all we know."

He almost certainly is, how else would he be able to slide between the mountainous folds of flesh to impregnate his large lady?

Now there's an image.


That has made me feel all horrible.


I feel sick at the thought.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr

Actually, the chief trolley dolly on my flight this morning had a splendid rear view. Not obese, just very nicely curved.
Mark

TimR wrote:
Great song but an even better video.



Dr. Hfuhruhurr

They're a bit skinny for my liking, TBH ...
Humphrey The Pug

woof woof wrote:
There is a thriving fatty fetish scene you know...


My sister is a big girl and her husband loves it!!

I watched a documentary a while back on men who like fat women and feed them up to such an extent that they can't leave the house they are so big, they then like waiting on them and doing everything for them, it's something to do with having control over the women.
DradusContact

The shania twain one is better.
woof woof

The variation in dress length in that RP vid always puzzled me. Surely shorter is always better?
scamper

Humphrey The Pug wrote:
woof woof wrote:
There is a thriving fatty fetish scene you know...


My sister is a big girl and her husband loves it!!

I watched a documentary a while back on men who like fat women and feed them up to such an extent that they can't leave the house they are so big, they then like waiting on them and doing everything for them, it's something to do with having control over the women.


I think the technical term for such men is `feeders'
PG

Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote:
They're a bit skinny for my liking, TBH ...


Robert Palmer was no fool. He had all the male fan bases covered there I would have thought? Following left to right seems to add a bit of “bulk”?

woof woof wrote:
The variation in dress length in that RP vid always puzzled me. Surely shorter is always better?


I guess it depends on their legs? See above re covering all the bases………
Big TC

You're all a load of fatists....
DradusContact

PG wrote:
Robert Palmer was no fool


Now that we can all agree on.  
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