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One liners.

Heard any good ones lately?

Came across this one today and thought it was very funny..

"A psychic midget escaped from prison today. Police said there's a small medium at large. "
Big Blue

Do you ever get that feeling when you're halfway through eating a horse that you're not as hungry as you thought you were?
BeN

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
BeN

Another one:

I buy my guns from a guy called "T-Rex". He's a small arms dealer.
gooner

You guys heard the one about the short sighted circumcisor who got the sack?
Dr. Hfuhruhurr

What do you need to circumcise a whale? Four skin divers ...
canadian bacon

not mine...

BadF1Stats ‏@BadF1Stats Oct 31

Max Verstappen is the youngest driver to finish 3rd, 4th and 5th in the same Grand Prix
Scouse

Trump or Clinton for president.
gooner

The winner of this years Scarecrow Of The Year award was described by judges as being outstanding in his field.

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