'G'
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Lounge redecoration...Where's the bar, the waitresses with big boobs and white, white smiles, the flock wallpaper, the 'restrooms' with various fragrances, the big comfy leather chairs with the roaring fire all year round, the paintings of junoesque Ladies lounging on a chaise lounge with all their bits showing unashamably for all to be entertained, in a carnal sense?
A doorman in a smart uniform wouldn't go amiss and a large stately door for a Chaps car to stop asides, then alight onto a grand staircase.........a virtual lounge, no less, with restaurant and exquisite
wine cellar, did I mention waitresses with boobs?....yes I did.
But boobs are important, they don't have to be large just pleasantly shaped, and no complaining when a Chap draws attention to them, as is his wont in this situation. As Chalky says, "If you want to show them, expect the consequences, Wench!"
....well, a bar would be nice anyway.......
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TimR
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Re: Lounge redecoration... | 'G' wrote: | | Where's the bar, the waitresses with big boobs and white,white smiles....... |
All present and correct here inside my head 
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Matt
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We've got a couple of chauffeur cars sorted...
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Big TC
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As for staff, I think the following two would 'do' just fine for starters:
George the ever-faithful Butler, who could never divulge a secret, and who's only ambition is to make our stay as comfortable as possible:
And Giselle the ever-available Hostess, who was rescued from an Easter-European gutter and who's only desire is to make us all as, err, comfortable as possible:
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'G'
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How admirable!
The response of the refurbishments is excellent, drinks all round I think......where's he bar?
Oh Bugger!!
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