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Big TC

A thread for the WORST tv adverts

This one has me reaching for the remote to turn the sound down, or change chanels. I'd put the little fucker up for adoption.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7wkvP9SdhU

Any others that make you angry/sad/sick? Or all 3?
DradusContact

There are so many though.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qY4DoVno6c
Boxer6

Can't think of the product at the moment, but the one where the brat is squalling then the mum throws herself on the ground and does the same!

What annoys me is, brat shiuts up, they walk way.. and she doesn't pick up the box brat threw on the floor!!

       
Tim

The adverts for Wings or somesuch.

Woman on the blob, riding a motorbike while wearing white jeans, goes into the bog, does her business and comes out with a big smile on her face while still zipping up her jeans.

She didn't wash her hands then did she?    
DradusContact

Boxer6, that one is Vicks First Defense and i think its quite a good one.

And TimR i remember that one.  Anything to do with sanny towels is wrong if you ask me.
Tim

I don't make a habit of watching adverts. That's what mute buttons and remore controls were invented for.
simonp

All those gold into cash ones get on my tits. And the ambulance chaser ones, as well!
tali

The new Yahoo one  i find v annoying - not to Go Compare levels - but still annoying.
The genre of ads i really hate is  any mobile networks ones  -Yahoo  ad reminds me of these .
Woody

Go compare every time -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_...amp;playnext_from=PL&index=94

closely followed by Big TC's choice.      
maz

can't stand that lanky dragon Peter Jones fooker on the comparison site advert thing Hasn,t he got enough money ?
DradusContact

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji1rDlt4m60
Big TC

"Go Compare...."

Like, as in comparing different methods as to how to assassinate the 'opera singer'?
gooner

There's a new one from the RSPCA advertising a service to look after your pet for free if you die. The woman selling it looks at least 15-20 years younger than my grandparents, surely she's going to outlive the dog! Unless she is terminally ill. I hate adverts that leave too many unanswered questions.

I've also heard one on the radio with some woman with a sexy voice asking you to visit kie games.com thats C I A games.com. What sort of idiot thought up such a poorly pronounced name they have to spell it out to ensure people go to the right place? Hope someone got fired for that.
Tim

The Nintendo Wii ads just because they've got And and Dec on them.

I'm sure the commentary is just as irritating as those two little wankers.
TreVoR

Big TC wrote:
"Go Compare...."

Like, as in comparing different methods as to how to assassinate the 'opera singer'?


I favour strangling him with his handlebar 'tach!
Humphrey The Pug

Anyone seen the new Renault ad, I first saw it last night.

Fuck me it's shit, Tina said it was in the style of one of the begging ads, sponsoring a child in Africa, it was made to make you feel guilty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nndq-iY0LO4
Matt

What in the hell has the new Astra ad got to do with the car?

When I first saw the new Audi advert with the A6, before I could tell what it was, I'd hoped Vauxhall had decided to get a decent ad agency on board, but obviously not.
Blarno

Trying to make an Astra seem interesting is like trying to make Janet Street Porter attractive.
DradusContact

That Go Compare man has had Swine Flu it seems.  He's meant to be a proper Tenor, though selling his soul to do an ad like that may have ruined his career.
..

I did my mams insurance through Go Compare and then I did my own too. Saved money both times.50+ for mine.   I'll use them again.

I hate that crap at Pauls one and I hope that little kid never lives it down.
Big TC

woof woof wrote:
I hate that crap at Pauls one and I hope that little kid never lives it down.


Yes - let the little fucker rue the day forever that his parents signed the consent form.

You can imagine him when he's in his twenties, having been rejected again when the girl finds out he was in THAT ad, having dark thoughts about blowing their brains out with a Kalashnikov.
Blarno

Lindt adverts. Poncy, wanky chocolate.

'Do you dream in chocolate?'

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Surely, you can dream of chocolate? Or have a dream where you are in chocolate? But not 'dream in chocolate'.

I'm pretty sure that makes no sense grammatically.
Giant

Everest Windows.
Some Irish fellow telling me I didn't expect Everest to do that today, did I?

No I didn't, I have no expectations of Everest Windows at all as the only time I have heard of your company is in your crappy adverts! Now feck off!

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