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DradusContact

4000 idiots

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8307576.stm

I would get the names and addresses of each of those who complained, go round with a big, stinky old fish (can't be cod as its endangered, how about haddock?) and slap them across the face with it.

It's just as bad as 'manuelgate' though even less offensive, as what she said wasn't really that offensive.
TimR

Re: 4000 idiots

DradusContact wrote:
I would get the names and addresses of each of those who complained, go round with a big fucking gun and shoot them for watching such shite on the TV.


Fixed your post
DradusContact

I like it
TimR

 
Blarno

Total non-story.
"him"

Would there be more complaints, if, on this weeks show she turns to the bloke with "the hair", and says it looks "f***ing ridiculous?"
Big TC

Or, if she says to every contestant "sorry, but you don't appear to have any talent."
Blarno

"him" wrote:
Would there be more complaints, if, on this weeks show she turns to the bloke with "the hair", and says it looks "f***ing ridiculous?"


There's be less complaints (from me at least) if Simon Cowell stood up and shouted:

"You're all talentless, vapid cunts with the charisma of a fisherman's sock. I'm off to shag Sinitta. Up the arse. But I'm not seeing her you know"

Then shot them.

Hell, I'd watch it just for that.
Mark

Danni would get it. As would her sister (much more actually).
Dr. Hfuhruhurr

That's a put-down I'm surprised no X Factor contender has used. If told they're no good by La Minogue, they could reply "at least I'm the best singer in my family".
Blarno

Dr. Hfuhruhurr wrote:
That's a put-down I'm surprised no X Factor contender has used. If told they're no good by La Minogue, they could reply "at least I'm the best singer in my family".


I'm going to enter next year's X Factor with the express of intention of doing that!
Bob Sacramento

I've never understood how a show called the X Factor can produce such a bunch of fuckwits plainly lacking any X Factor at all. And I include those that won.





Not that I'd know who they were. If they won.




Because I don't watch it. Honest.
DradusContact

Blarno wrote:
"You're all talentless, vapid cunts with the charisma of a fisherman's sock. I'm off to shag Sinitta. Up the arse. But I'm not seeing her you know"



That man is living the dream.
simonp

Blarno wrote:
"him" wrote:
Would there be more complaints, if, on this weeks show she turns to the bloke with "the hair", and says it looks "f***ing ridiculous?"


There's be less complaints (from me at least) if Simon Cowell stood up and shouted:

"You're all talentless, vapid cunts with the charisma of a fisherman's sock. I'm off to shag Sinitta. Up the arse. But I'm not seeing her you know"

Then shot them.

Hell, I'd watch it just for that.


So would I, just as long as the shagging was followed by one of those double suicide pact things.
Gooner

I'm generally subjected to this every Saturday and I do wonder how the hell any of them will win. Apparently that bird from Dagenham who looks like Ruud Van Nistlerooy and talks like she's got shit for brains is up for winning it. My word it's a strong line up this year!
Big TC

Oh, that girl from Dag'nam - what is going on between her ears??? Gives Essex girls a bad name....
Roadsterstu

Big TC wrote:
Oh, that girl from Dag'nam - what is going on between her ears??? Gives Essex girls a bad name....


God, she she sounds thick.  And she's weird-looking.  Weird-looking and thick.  Bad combination.
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