The Motor Forum talking cars since 2006    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Join! (free) >   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Story time: T'was a Dark and Stormy Night... Page 1, 2, 3 ... 104, 105, 106  Next          The Motor Forum Forum Index -> Games View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Racing Twin-charged My Car: Z1, 135i Coupe and E500. Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 9544 Location: Work Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:15 am    Post subject: Story time: T'was a Dark and Stormy Night... ...and the Captain said to the Mate "Tell us a story". So the Mate began... It's been a while since we had one of those threads where we develop a silly story using short additions. Li'ldude's comment on another thread seems an ideal starting point: "There was once the most awful customs officer in Brunei, she is the only person I've ever seen with the full on unibrow...." Add to it using not more than four words. "in a fetching shade" _________________ Back to top Rodge Turbocharged My Car: Needs a service Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 4337 Location: Schmocation. Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:29 am    Post subject: of dark miry red _________________ http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm...ds.individual&VideoID=2869045 Back to top . Dieselhead My Car: . Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 7595 Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:33 am    Post subject: with warts and pimples Back to top Rodge Turbocharged My Car: Needs a service Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 4337 Location: Schmocation. Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:34 am    Post subject: and deep pitted dimples _________________ http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm...ds.individual&VideoID=2869045 Back to top Eff One Petrolhead My Car: Sweet FA Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 2399 Location: Southampton Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:35 am    Post subject: all over his backside _________________ "Racing is life. Everything before and after is just waiting." Steve McQueen Back to top kraftwerk Twin-charged My Car: Mercedes-Benz SL500; Fiat 128; Fiat 238B Weinsberg Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 8436 Location: London Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:40 am    Post subject: though he's a she _________________ I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. Back to top Humphrey The Pug Supercharged My Car: Megane ST 1.5 dCi 106 Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 5476 Location: usually Guildford or Weybridge Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:48 am    Post subject: her stubble was distracting _________________ Mummy, Daddy, Sissy, Sassy Baby. Back to top . Dieselhead My Car: . Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 7595 Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:49 am    Post subject: as was the hairy Back to top Racing Twin-charged My Car: Z1, 135i Coupe and E500. Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 9544 Location: Work Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:51 am    Post subject: tips of her pendulous _________________ Back to top Stuntman Supercharged My Car: M3 Saloon & Cayman S Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5165 Location: Cheltenham Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:27 am    Post subject: African necklace made from _________________ Drifting through life Back to top . Dieselhead My Car: . Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 7595 Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:30 am    Post subject: Voodoo witchcraft antiquities found Back to top PR Twin-charged My Car: -o--o- Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 9776 Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:00 pm    Post subject: with a surprising amount _________________ Back to top Stuntman Supercharged My Car: M3 Saloon & Cayman S Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5165 Location: Cheltenham Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:05 pm    Post subject: of bargain-hunting zeal. "Quick", _________________ Drifting through life Back to top Racing Twin-charged My Car: Z1, 135i Coupe and E500. Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 9544 Location: Work Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:45 pm    Post subject: cried Bono and Cher _________________ Back to top Li'ldude Turbocharged My Car: The 'mighty' 307 Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 4673 Location: West Korea Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: 'That's Five words Stuntman!' _________________ Ode to Mr. B, Mr. C, Mr. W and the Northstar. Back to top . Dieselhead My Car: . Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 7595 Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: theres a ginger beer Back to top Li'ldude Turbocharged My Car: The 'mighty' 307 Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 4673 Location: West Korea Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:53 pm    Post subject: Oh dear, oh dear... _________________ Ode to Mr. B, Mr. C, Mr. W and the Northstar. Back to top PR Twin-charged My Car: -o--o- Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 9776 Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:54 pm    Post subject: sighed a small but _________________ Back to top Li'ldude Turbocharged My Car: The 'mighty' 307 Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 4673 Location: West Korea Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:57 pm    Post subject: Not insignificant little mole _________________ Ode to Mr. B, Mr. C, Mr. W and the Northstar. Back to top Rodge Turbocharged My Car: Needs a service Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 4337 Location: Schmocation. Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:10 pm    Post subject: . "An interesting selection of.. _________________ http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm...ds.individual&VideoID=2869045 Back to top Li'ldude Turbocharged My Car: The 'mighty' 307 Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 4673 Location: West Korea Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:19 pm    Post subject: Rather useless little things, _________________ Ode to Mr. B, Mr. C, Mr. W and the Northstar. Back to top Racing Twin-charged My Car: Z1, 135i Coupe and E500. Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 9544 Location: Work Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:27 pm    Post subject: littered the BMW options _________________ Back to top . Dieselhead My Car: . Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 7595 Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:29 pm    Post subject: list, to scampers delight Back to top :-( Turbocharged My Car: . Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 2787 Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:32 pm    Post subject: who'd considered a Copen Back to top Li'ldude Turbocharged My Car: The 'mighty' 307 Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 4673 Location: West Korea Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:37 pm    Post subject: To match his wonderful _________________ Ode to Mr. B, Mr. C, Mr. W and the Northstar. Back to top BeN The Motor, Singapore branch. My Car: Toyota Corolla View My Motor: . Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 8917 Location: Singapore Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:12 pm    Post subject: tie. "Oh dear", cried _________________ On the other side of the world - Hurlecot de Millou Not the same since 2008 Back to top JohnC Petrolhead My Car: 335D Coupe Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Posts: 1526 Location: Scotland Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:22 pm    Post subject: the hair trimmer seller _________________ Every man is the architect of his own future. Back to top Mad Max Petrolhead Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 1601 Location: Afghan Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:31 pm    Post subject: , as he embalmed Back to top Mad Max Petrolhead Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 1601 Location: Afghan Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:31 pm    Post subject: John Prescott in (cheating, sorry!) Back to top DaveGibson Supercharged My Car: Lexus IS250 SE. Triumph TR7V8 Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5281 Location: Worcestershire Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:44 pm    Post subject: one of his two Back to top Bryan M Running In My Car: Audi A3 TDI S Line and BMW E30 318i Convertible Joined: 27 Dec 2006 Posts: 395 Location: Nottingham Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:49 pm    Post subject: large throbbing, strangely coloured Back to top BeN The Motor, Singapore branch. My Car: Toyota Corolla View My Motor: . Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 8917 Location: Singapore Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:51 pm    Post subject: outfits, which he bought _________________ On the other side of the world - Hurlecot de Millou Not the same since 2008 Back to top DaveGibson Supercharged My Car: Lexus IS250 SE. Triumph TR7V8 Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5281 Location: Worcestershire Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:53 pm    Post subject: from a Hong Kong Back to top BeN The Motor, Singapore branch. My Car: Toyota Corolla View My Motor: . Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 8917 Location: Singapore Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:55 pm    Post subject: shop, which also sold _________________ On the other side of the world - Hurlecot de Millou Not the same since 2008 Back to top DaveGibson Supercharged My Car: Lexus IS250 SE. Triumph TR7V8 Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5281 Location: Worcestershire Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:59 pm    Post subject: sex toys among other Back to top Mad Max Petrolhead Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 1601 Location: Afghan Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:59 pm    Post subject: the Military Diary 2007 Back to top PG Turbocharged My Car: Jaguar X type 3.0 Sport; Shogun "truck"; Iveco horse lorry Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Posts: 3405 Location: Shropshire Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:14 pm    Post subject: which lists several interesting Back to top DaveGibson Supercharged My Car: Lexus IS250 SE. Triumph TR7V8 Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5281 Location: Worcestershire Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:16 pm    Post subject: artillery pieces which may Back to top Mad Max Petrolhead Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 1601 Location: Afghan Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:16 pm    Post subject: comparisons between highly expensive Back to top Racing Twin-charged My Car: Z1, 135i Coupe and E500. Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 9544 Location: Work Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:18 pm    Post subject: recipes for cooking Corgis _________________ Back to top Stuntman Supercharged My Car: M3 Saloon & Cayman S Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5165 Location: Cheltenham Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:56 pm    Post subject: in their Matchboxes. But _________________ Drifting through life Back to top Rodge Turbocharged My Car: Needs a service Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 4337 Location: Schmocation. Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:06 pm    Post subject: -ter on your toast?" _________________ http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm...ds.individual&VideoID=2869045 Back to top Stuntman Supercharged My Car: M3 Saloon & Cayman S Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5165 Location: Cheltenham Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:27 pm    Post subject: asked that annoying woman _________________ Drifting through life Back to top Racing Twin-charged My Car: Z1, 135i Coupe and E500. Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 9544 Location: Work Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:40 pm    Post subject: at Customs in Brunei _________________ Back to top Stuntman Supercharged My Car: M3 Saloon & Cayman S Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5165 Location: Cheltenham Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:46 pm    Post subject: without raising her eyebrow _________________ Drifting through life Back to top Racing Twin-charged My Car: Z1, 135i Coupe and E500. Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 9544 Location: Work Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:55 pm    Post subject: or batting her eyelids _________________ Back to top Stuntman Supercharged My Car: M3 Saloon & Cayman S Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 5165 Location: Cheltenham Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:00 pm    Post subject: at the quantities of _________________ Drifting through life Back to top Racing Twin-charged My Car: Z1, 135i Coupe and E500. Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 9544 Location: Work Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:04 pm    Post subject: snuff in G's valise _________________ Back to top PR Twin-charged My Car: -o--o- Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 9776 Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:16 pm    Post subject: although she was more _________________ Back to top BeN The Motor, Singapore branch. My Car: Toyota Corolla View My Motor: . Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 8917 Location: Singapore Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:24 pm    Post subject: interested in the peculiar _________________ On the other side of the world - Hurlecot de Millou Not the same since 2008 Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         The Motor Forum Forum Index -> Games All times are GMT + 1 Hour Page 1, 2, 3 ... 104, 105, 106  Next Page 1 of 106   Jump to: Select a forum The Motor----------------Welcome to the MotorGeneralOn the RoadNew Cars and ConceptsYour CarsTest DrivenClassic CarsForum DiaryClassic Cars: Potted History Guides Motor World----------------In the MagsClassified InformationRacing PostsShow TimeBikesTrack DaysWay Back When Pit Stop----------------GamesPhotographyThe LoungeMummy and Daddy CornerAuto-JournalsTop Five or PollThe Best of the Motor  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Card File  Gallery  Forum Archive Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group