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simonp · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:15 am Post subject: Oww!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/30/diy_surgery/

Apex clipper · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:41 am Post subject:

A snippet from the article read.

Hinting at what had provoked the patient to treat his foreskin in such a cavalier fashion.

And here's me thinking they were Roundheads!

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Gooner · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:57 am Post subject:

That made my eyes water!
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Frank Bullitt · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:06 am Post subject:

Natural selection again...

Boring Fact: I used to work there.
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Big Blue · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:13 pm Post subject:

Interesting idea! I had this operation rather late in life following some investigations which involved drilling an additional hole in my helmet (still eating are we, guys?). It was a month before I could shag again and when we did re-attempt the wound ripped open again leading to another enforced 3 weeks celibacy.

And that was a correctly carried out medical procedure: what the fuck chance has this guy got of ever enjoying even a wank again?
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Humphrey The Pug · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:22 pm Post subject:

woof woof · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:21 pm Post subject:

"A medic at Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, has advised men against attempting DIY circumcision with nail clippers,"

Good advice. What was I saying in another thread, no matter how stupid or dangerous something is sooner or later someone will eventually do it.
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woof woof's defence lawyer claimed that "Booze played no part in his typo's."

Confucius says "all reckless speeding is caused by accidents."

Racing · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:28 pm Post subject:

O M G !
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Mike Amos · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:39 pm Post subject:

Did anyone see the program about folk who have a compulsion to do similar? One chap used a craft knife to cut through the layers of the scrotum and when he go to a testacle he could not think of a reason why he should not remove it. So he did. With no analgesia. Cringeworthy.
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Politicians. Would a career specialist by any other name carry such a putrid stench?

Blarno · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:28 pm Post subject:

May I be first to say:

What a bellend.
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Boxer6 · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:06 pm Post subject:

A person who may or may not be a patient of mine cut his whole 'helmet' off about ten years ago (long before I knew him!) It's apparently been sufficiently repaired for him to pass water, but that's it.

Ouch, indeed!
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Gooner · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:13 pm Post subject:

simonp · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:44 pm Post subject:

Boxer6 · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:13 pm Post subject: