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Caption contest 16/03/17

 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:00 pm    Post subject: Caption contest 16/03/17  Reply with quote

I'll kick off with:

"And now young Sturgeon, you will die!!!"


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Mike Amos
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have the power, I have the power, I HAVE THE POWER.  That camera is switched OFF, is it not?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nicola, I am your mother..
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chris M Wanted a V-10
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PM auditions for the part of the next Doctor Who
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chris M Wanted a V-10 wrote:
PM auditions for the part of the next Doctor Who


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JohnC
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody House of Commons wiring!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Only now do you understand the power of the 'leave' vote...'
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I will not let this United Kingdom, which has stood for four hundred years, be split in two. My negotiations will not fail!"
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Palpatine provides many great adaptable quotes:

"Come, Sturgeon, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the European Union and the end of your insignificant rebellion."
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's more Potteresque.  Brexitiarmus!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!!!"
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Theresa's critics finally prove that lightning can indeed strike twice.

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